The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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