Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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