i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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