omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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