don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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