Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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