White coat. Heels.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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