Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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