So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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