No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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