I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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