Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
birth control should be required to get into college
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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