ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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