I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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