They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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