Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
