fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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