Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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