how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
your like the ambassador to my penis.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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