Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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