...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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