Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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