Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Can I color on your dick again?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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