Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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