things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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