I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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