I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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