just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's blow job season.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
jump out the window naked night went bad
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