As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Me too!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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