Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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