Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Operation Purity has been aborted
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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