i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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