They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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