I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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