4 words: hood of his car
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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