there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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