Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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