im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
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hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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