im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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