Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night