why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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