We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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