It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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