office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
