i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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