How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am