hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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