I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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