West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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