i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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