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(480): View more from Arizona

I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.

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(515): View more from Iowa

If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.

(641): View more from Iowa

Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?

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(631): View more from New York

i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker

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(925): View more from California

after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes

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(818): View more from California

Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party

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(828): View more from North Carolina

It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.

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(714): View more from California

It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.

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