I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.