three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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