so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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