He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Terrible idea I love it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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