Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
