i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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