Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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