somebody snuck up and got me drunk
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Dick very happy bro
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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