Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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